I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How does it feel to date your dad?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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