you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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