I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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