I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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