remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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