True but thats because hes a fetus.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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