I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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