Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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