I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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