Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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