you would pick up someone in the library
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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