let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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