But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You took a bar mat shot.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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