We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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