My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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