don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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