look no pants
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
