i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
wrigley field is MILF paradise
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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