He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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