Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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