There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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