my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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