He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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