There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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