I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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