oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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