for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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