Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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