im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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