stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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