I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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