just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you will always have a special place in my vag
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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