Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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