Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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