and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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