Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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