how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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