doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's shark week go big or go home
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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