? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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