Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
