i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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