im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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