I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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