sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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