Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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