This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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