Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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