I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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