So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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