i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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