great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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