The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
