you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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