operation have a gay friend backfired
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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