he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I will be naked everywhere
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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